The Night Life at Merry Palms Condos, lets see what happens

I'm playing the new game that just came out.

Oh, I think I will go for a walk.

Okay, have fun on your ride.

Now what the hell?

Is that one of them UFOs?

It is!

Oh my, all this excitement is making me horny.

Oh yeah, suck my dick, Latina slut.

You were correct. This Latina slut pussy is really warm and wet. I'm really enjoying this.

Yes, sir. Latina sluts really know how to suck dick.

This Latina slut pussy is nice and tight. I'm enjoying myself.

Mmm, that was nice.

Maybe next time you can try a black slut.

I think you'd enjoy a black slut, sir.

You boys can call me anytime.

So, you won't believe this.

Okay, you guys, earlier I swear I saw my neighbor get ******.

Like, I hope she's alright.

K, bye!

What is the difference between your wife and your job?

After five years, your job still sucks.

What is the difference between a hooker and a **** dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

What do you call a man who ***** while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker.

Hey, are you jerking off over there?

Yeah, baby, I stroke my dick. Stroke that dick of mine.

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