The Naughty Student By Kenzie Reeves and Steve Holmes

And there's three greetings in Germany,

commonly used and we say, Guten Morgen.

Good and Mugen?

Morrigan?

Good and Mugen?

Close.

Close, let's try it one more time.

Okay.

Guten Morgen.

Guten Morgen.

Morgen.

Guten Morgen.

Close, okay.

I think I got it.

No, no, no, no, no.

No?

Wait, wait, wait, it's early.

So, and then in the middle of the day,

we say, Guten Tag.

Guten Tag.

Guten Tag.

Guten Tag.

Guten Tag.

So hard.

Guten Tag.

Close enough, close enough.

Okay.

That's, you know, during the day,

it means good day.

And then in the evening, we say, Guten Abend.

Guten Abend.

Abend.

Guten Abend.

Abend.

Guten Abend.

Can't see, you drive me crazy.

So, one more time.

Guten Abend.

Guten Abend.

I'm sorry, I'm really trying.

I don't give a fuck if you're sorry.

Now we try again.

Okay.

Lutsch.

Lutsch?

Luch? Luch?... Luch?Luch?

With a T. Luch. Luch? Yeah.

Mainen? Magnum?

Mainen. Mainen?

Yes. Schwanz. Schwanz.

Good. And you know what it means? What?

It means "suck my dick." What?

What do you...

What does... What does this have to do with taking German?

It has to do with practical usage.

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