The Mother of All Orgasms

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You know sometimes when you just want to knock out a quick wank? And you're wanting to get from nought to orgasm in like five minutes? Yeah? Well, that's what I intended! Did it happen? Hell no! It went on for over half an hour! With the last 5-10 minutes approaching orgasm being particularly hellish in the approach! Was it worth it? Hells yes! Maaaaaan, it was fucking insane! And left me totally drenched in sweat! I'm sexy like that.

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Hey, how are you? I just put face wash on ahead of jumping in the shower and then my

bum went, "No, you need to sit on the loo." And I did that for a bit and it's made me

fucking horny. So, I've been trying to get outside and go do productive stuff for a good

couple of hours and it's just not working. My body just keeps going, "No, Rachel, we're

doing other stuff."

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So, let's do that.

Oh, oh.

I need to take it off.

That's better.

I've already...

And then I, um, I came back here, grabbed the ****, jumped on the bus, went to another

town to meet the family. I was with them for an hour or so, I think, to get the bus

back. I went by the supermarket to get some din-dins, came home, ate some food. No, I

didn't even eat food. Cuddled the cat on the bed and then woke up a couple hours later,

I was like nine. And then sent Uncle Mother Vodka a couple of messages, or replied to

some of his messages, and then fell ******. Until one reacted to another.

Get up, you're like, having sat on a hard surface for a bit, and you're like, "Oh my

God, my legs are fucking killing me, I need to go lie down." And then after, like, somewhere

I'm like, "Right, no, time to go outside. Definitely time to go outside." And then,

my bowels go, "No, no, you're going back to the bathroom."

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