The Most Daring Public Places for Ms Paris to Pee

I really have to piss.

I think I found a place.

We're right here off of Main Road.

I hope you can hear all the traffic.

I'm trying not to get arrested.

I think I found a place to piss.

Come on.

Oh my gosh, there are cars over there.

I'm gonna pee.

So much better.

I think I found another place.

Let's go see if there's a place that I can pee without getting in trouble.

Too much light and the camera's on that house.

There's a camera there and a camera there so I don't want to get busted.

This may take a little while.

Just bear with me.

I hope we'll find a place to pee tonight.

I am on my midnight stroll and I'm like a mile and a half from home and I have to pee.

So I'm gonna pee real quick.

Oh gosh.

Oh, that feels so good.

Maybe I shouldn't drink so much water before I leave.

Oh, nice.

Mmm.

Oh, that feels so good.

I haven't had to pee that bad in a long time.

Woo! No toilet paper in that room.

I found this, this is like a super-sized shot glass for a four-price share.

It is a very expensive French cognac.

And from what I understand, it's Napoleon's favorite.

So, I'm going to see what I can do to fill this up.

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