The Mad Love Life of a Hot Vampire (1971)

Master.

It's time to wake up, Master.

My husband Count Dracula liked to have a feeling of communication with his servants.

Dracula decides to make love, not war.

You must all come forward and indulge in the beautiful things of making love.

Enjoy yourselves, my fiends.

You must immediately bend over, forward and backward, all of you, your entire parts of

your body to make love.

Love!

Love!

Yes, do it.

Do it!

Do it!

Enjoy!

Dracula is grooving.

Do what is known as your thing.

Later that evening, Dracula's arch enemy, Professor Von Helsing, goes to see some old friends.

Oh, damn it.

Professor Van Hersing. Bill, how are you? How you doing? Good to see you young fellow.

I'm glad you could come, Professor.

Your letter sounded most urgent, and so I am here.

Professor, I want you to meet my girl, Janet Brewster. Janet, this is Professor Van Hersing.

Sit down. Bill has told me a lot about you, Professor.

I am delighted to meet you, Miss Brewster.

Bill, you know, is one of my better students.

But now tell me, in your letter, you wrote that your sister Camille passed on recently.

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