The Lean, Mean, Bean Flicking Machine, Rachel Wriggler Jerks off with a Real Live Audience

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Unlike my first attempt of wanking whilst someone watches where I found it so weird and awkward, I actually managed to make it all the way to the end and reach the Big O!

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There's no knives down here.

Sorry.

I'm so unorganized.

Oh, there we go.

You want to come join in?

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Do you remember the first time I attempted to do this?

Yeah, you were too shy.

Yeah.

I think it was because I was like trying to talk to the camera as well.

Like I knew what he'd do.

And it was just, it was so weird.

Yeah, you couldn't do it.

I couldn't.

I had an email from Fat Pals saying they're changing things.

Of course they fucking are.

So any, any videos under a minute and ones that are vertically shot, which I guess means

portrait will be regarded as moments rather than proper videos.

And so don't earn money or something.

It's like they're trying to figure out how to do their business live.

Yeah.

Oh, no, we're, oh, we're changing, oh, we're going to do this.

But I only ever record in portrait mode because then you've got...

Portrait is sideways, the bigger one.

This is portrait, that's landscape.

Which you think about...

You're right.

Yeah.

So...

I was thinking landscape, not portrait.

I'm like, what?

Okay.

That doesn't really work with holding my phone that way for an extended period of time.

I found peanut butter on my belly button yesterday.

I was like, what's this crusty stuff doing on my belly button?

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