'The Hog Maker', Available Only at Fatboys

Nah dude, none of us eat here.

But it's not because it's not delicious.

We all just belong to the same frat house and we're in our cutting phase with workouts.

Can't have cut and massive guns like these eating burgers and fries.

Yeah, I suppose everyone who works here is pretty ripped.

Right Chad?

Fuck yeah bro.

You look like you could use some meat on your bones though dude.

Do you lift at all?

You're pretty thin.

Oh, soccer.

That's cool bro.

Well honestly, if you want something with substance, the Hogmaker is by far the winner.

From what I've heard from customers, it's one of the most delicious things they've

ever eaten.

Yeah?

Really?

Well alright.

Hey Frankie, we got a wannabe hog over here.

One Hogmaker.

Table...

Three.

Here you go.

Just put the sign on the corner of the table and one of our bros will bring it over to

you.

Fun dude.

Here it is my man.

I was so excited to see someone enjoy this fucker.

Brought it over myself.

Go ahead and dig in.

Their eyes always light up like that.

Too funny.

Is it good bro?

Really good huh?

Woah dude, make sure you're stopping to breathe.

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