The HANDYman Can

I thought I heard a noise. I know the neighbor's not home.

This shit is cute.

Oh, quit thinking these thoughts.

Young and...

Looks like he's built pretty good.

Oh, I'm so hungry.

He's hot.

I'm hot.

I'm really hot now after checking him out.

What the fuck?

I really shouldn't do this, but...

What can I say?

Oh, no.

Fuck it. I'm a vampire.

No!

Go back first!

Go back first!

I need to talk to you.

Woo!

Ah!

Woo-hoo!

Oh, I don't know if I can get any for him.

Wow, this ought to be fun.

Can't wait to meet this guy.

This is going to be so much fucking fun.

Hi, I'm Sally.

Hi, Rick Gams. You wanted to talk to me?

Yes, I do. Come on in.

Come on in.

Have a seat.

What is it you want to talk to me about?

Well, you know, I saw you wandering around in my neighbor's backyard,

and I just was curious as to what you're doing back there.

I'm the contractor. He hired me to do a bid on the back patio outside,

so that's what I was doing.

Oh, thank God. I thought maybe you were casing the joint or something.

No, I'm not casing the joint.

Well, that's a good thing to hear. It sure is hot out today, isn't it?

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