The gift of bareback CHEATING for CHRISTMAS

No, that's fine.

I just appreciate you staying back and waiting for me.

That was sweet.

And kind of a good thing

because I actually got an early gift for you,

but I don't have one for everybody else.

I didn't want to be rude.

I was going to end up pulling you aside anyway.

You want to open it now while we're waiting?

Come here.

Oh my gosh, I am so excited.

You have to promise me that no one,

not even your wife, when they get home,

can find out that I gave you a present early.

Okay?

Promise me.

Okay, you ready to see what it is?

Merry Christmas.

Don't look at me confused.

I just gave you the gift

of fucking your wife's best friend for Christmas.

And I definitely want to fuck my best friend's husband.

I just happen to be the girl

that listens to all of those stories

about your guys' sex life.

And I just,

I just want to try you out for myself.

And I promise you, I will never, ever, ever tell her.

It'll be just between you and I.

And who knows?

Maybe we can spend other holidays together.

So, come on baby.

You gonna put it on,

or you want me to put it on for you?

Or do you not want to use it at all?

'Cause we don't have to use it.

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