The Foreplay to an Absofuckinglutely Epic Wank. Part 1 of 3.
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Okay folks, this is the first part of a three part, forty minute long epic wank! I'd just discovered this utterly fucking stunning teenage BBW who wants to be an SSBBW, so after perving on her, I was super in the mood! I start off in the usual way: by playing with my pubes, before moving on to playing with my favourite piece of metal ever and then using some lube which had dried a little and was like thick cum. Haha. Today, I was vaguely prepared to film! Buddy was shut away and I got some music by The Exact Opposite playing on my other phone instead of having an awful TV show on for filming porn. Haha. Their name couldn't be more apt for me and my style of porn, could it? Haha.
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Hello, how are you? Right, let's get some music playing.
This is the exact opposite as you might get used to hearing.
Oh god, how are you? I'm just out of that.
I'm feeling really stressed.
Yeah, like, I need a rink really.
But I've forgotten, I've got loads of new toys to test out for you, with you, show you, whatever.
But you're getting weird.
Oh.
New keybomb thing.
So, shall we do a typical Rachel ruining the talk kind of, or ruining the mood kind of talk?
Like, in England, for foreign fans.
Oh my god, I can't multitask.
I was not multitasking.
The music and the dog and talking and filming is a little bit too much for me right now.
Like, there's a really weird selection of boxes you need to tick to qualify as being disabled.
And so, because my bum leaks, and I need to have a thing there, that ticks a certain box.
And then because I need to use catheters, that ticks another box.
And then because I can't really reach my right foot with these, and I've got to use, like, strategic ways of cleaning my foot.
And getting socks on and off and whatnot, that, like, ticks another box.
But yeah, like, my body has controlled my life ever since I was like ten.
So, that's why I decided to flick things on their head and use this body that's given me so much grief for something good.
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