The Deck is Stacked and So is May

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The deck is stacked and so is May West. Strip poker is the name of this game and May's friendly fellow players are JMac and Tony, two card sharks. At first, the guys are losing their shirts. That's fine with May. She knows they'll lose their pants too. 1930s movie star Mae West said 'Why don't you come up sometime and see me?' This May says, 'See me and cum.' May is having a good time and enjoying some laughs.

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Mr. Moneybags over here.

I don't know, Mr. Moneybags.

One more, right?

Yeah.

Anybody got a pair?

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There's not.

No, I do.

Nope, almost, almost have a straight.

There you go.

Hmm.

Six.

Oh, I got a pair.

You got the six, that's nice.

Good stuff.

You know what we should do?

'Cause, babe, seriously.

Yeah.

We're never gonna catch up.

We're not playing no limit.

It's gonna take us all night.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

It's big time.

We should change the game.

You guys wanna change the game?

Yeah.

What did you think about strip poker?

Well, if it's okay with you, honey, I'm fine with it.

Yeah?

Yeah.

All right.

I know you're okay.

Yeah.

I always see you staring at her tits.

Yeah, definitely okay with that.

All night.

All right, so we don't need these chips no more.

Yeah, right?

Now this is getting exciting.

Definitely.

So we're gonna play the same game.

Five cards straight up.

All right.

Okay.

One more.

Oh, a pair of 10s.

Ooh.

Ah.

She got two pair.

Two pair, though.

Wait.

Almost had a straight.

So she won.

Yep, we gotta take something off.

We gotta take something off.

Yep.

All right, I go first.

Mm-hmm.

All right.

What do you want me to take off, babe?

How about your pants?

Oh, jeez.

Pants, no.

I don't like my pants.

I think they're the best of both worlds.

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