The Census Taker

I am, I'm here to get the census.

Yeah, come on in.

Do you have a few minutes?

Yeah, sure.

Awesome.

I got a few.

This shouldn't take all day.

Well, is there a bar in here, is that cool?

Yeah, that's fine.

Okay, yeah, I'm glad to see you.

Okay, yeah, so.

Just a few questions.

The census is.

Is.

Let's just say, I just have a few questions I need to ask you.

How many people are in the household here?

We got eight.

Okay, how many women?

Right now, there's five women and two guys and then an old man, me.

That's about all we got right now.

So no ******** under the age of 18?

What? >> No ******** under the age of 18?

No, no, no, I think we got one that's 19 here.

Okay.

Move, move, dog.

Well.

Yeah, I'm sorry, I had to yell at the dog.

That's okay.

Wait, you're cozy.

Hey, hey sweetie.

Hey.

How you doing?

Good. >> This is Mrs. Rose.

Hi.

Yeah, this is one of our girls.

Okay.

Yeah, we're kind of, we're loose here.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm going upstairs.

Go upstairs, be careful.

I'm sorry.

Anyway, you know, they were on the water and

they kind of like to hang out naked and stuff.

Hey.

I see you.

I bet you're ***** off.

Rose, hey.

Hey.

How you doing?

Who's this?

Well.

This is Miss Rose.

Hey, Miss Rose.

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