The Bordello Lyria

Somebody has to keep this place from caving in.

Lyria!

Yes?

Lyria, there's some poor girl caught in the rain out here.

She's gonna shiver herself to death. Why don't you invite her in?

Perhaps one or two. I can't...

Hey!

So, what brings you here?

Rest after a long journey. I went ahead of my group towards town, but then this storm hit.

You carry many tomes. Are you a Scrivener? A Surveyor, perhaps?

Nothing so dull. I'm an Adventurer. I travel the world's wonders, scour forgotten dungeons, and slay any foe that opposes me.

So you're a ******?

Well, I... of course not. I, uh...

Thief? ******?

No, not at all. I...

Hired thug?

If you just let me explain, I...

I'm kidding! I'm kidding.

Poor thing, you're soaked through. You must slip into something dry.

Oh, uh, that's alright.

We have plenty of clothes in the back, I insist.

Well, as long as you don't mind.

That's record time. No contest.

At least I didn't waste my energy this time.

Does that look like the right size?

That looks about right.

Perfect.

Oh, you've undressed already.

Don't worry, I've seen it all before.

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