The Big Day

Well, like big day? Like what do you mean?

Well, I heard that today you're going to go to your dance.

Like your prom.

Uh, yeah. I'm kind of nervous about it.

Why are you nervous?

I don't know. I haven't really had that much experience with girls.

Right.

Well, I know that you're socially awkward.

And, you know, girls are pretty, um, they're pretty, um, you know, delicate creatures.

And, you know, I would hate for you to go out with your *** cocked, you know?

Do you understand what Mommy is saying?

I don't have a ***, though, Mommy. What do you mean?

Well, do you know how girls get pregnant?

No, not really.

Well, it's from your penis.

They get pregnant because, um, you know, a lot of times you come so quick.

And it's just a lot of cum everywhere and swimming everywhere.

And that's how you get, that's how you get a girl pregnant.

You don't want to get anybody knocked up, do you?

No, I don't. I'm afraid of that.

Are you? Well, you know, Mommy is, um, Mommy loves you.

And I could probably help you with that.

How could you help me?

Well, you know, Mommy could probably give you a little hand job.

Or, you know, before you go out. I mean, that's what good mommies do.

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