The Age Of Innocence

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My name is Eau Claire Maine. I'm an anthropologist with a government research team.

As a result of a new scientific discovery, the time continuum overlap process, a time machine in layman's terms,

we are now able to accurately delve into the history of our forebears.

As a branch of our studies, we investigated the habits of a group of prehistoric Cro-Mannians, their sexual habits.

In order to make our studies feasible, without the savage environment from which they originate,

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we transferred the group to a private government reserve in order to film their habits discreetly.

The Cro-Mannian are under mind control to the extent that they notice no difference in their environment,

so as to not upset the integrity of the experiment.

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Yeah!

As you can see, people tended to be rather basic then,

although far from the caveman pulling cavewoman by hair misconceptions which have haunted earlier times.

This is one of our Cro-Manians here.

They're really quite docile and affectionate once they get to know you.

In our second study, we found some slight variations,

which tend to confirm the theory that man has been experimenting since the dawn of mankind.

And will continue to do so.

Our next two subjects are of Northern European origin.

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