The Absent Minded Pussyhound
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When you are a ladies man who constantly loses his things, wherever he goes, you'll eventually get into trouble. And you'll have to fuck sexy bartenders, your future sister-in-law and even your bride-
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I'm in big trouble. I mean big. This is what you get when you're like me.
Partying all the time, trying to have a good time 24/7. It's a difficult thing to
manage, parallel to your life where you want to appear a goody two-shoes. And
it's especially difficult when you're about to get engaged, like I am. This is
when you make mistakes, like I did last night. Hi. Hi. Don't you remember me from
last night? Oh yeah, I remember something. I think I left something there in that
back room. When did you leave here?
Listen, it's kind of personal. You mind if I won't tell you? I won't when you
look in the lost and found. So you found something, right? Maybe yes, maybe no. You
know, it's not very becoming for a hot chick like you to be so coy. I like the
play with pretty boys. How can this pretty boy convince you to browse the
lost and found? Use your imagination.
Looks like I dodged that bullet.
I managed to get back the engagement ring
I bought for my soon to be fiance.
My girlfriend is at work, so I have the loft for myself.
Or so I thought I had the house for myself.
Oh, hi.
Hi, Kate.
Can I ask what you're doing here?
This isn't your house.
So what's this all about, Kate?
How did you even get into my house?
Well...
That's just great.
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