THE ABOMINABLE BLACK MAN

should be here in,

I love the maid, yay!

Ah, the maid is here.

All right, let's see.

Hola.

Hola.

Como estas?

Bien.

Mucho gusto.

Mucho gusto, Lorena.

Como estan?

Gracias.

Richard.

Mucho gusto.

Ricardo, Richard?

Yes, si.

Gracias.

No habla espanol.

Work?

Pequito.

Kind of work?

Yes.

I need a place clean, clean, clean, yeah?

Obvio, obviamente.

Okay, need the floor did.

No se mas ingles.

This one.

Oh, no mas.

This one, here.

Okay, and this is,

no she can understand.

This is what needs the most work, the bed.

Oh.

She understood that.

She understood that.

Help you out a little bit.

You're so nice.

You know how I am, helping the maid.

Yeah, you know, I can't stand to see somebody else

doing work and I'm not helping.

This is kind of hot.

She's hot as hell.

Gracias.

She knows what we're saying.

Oh, shit.

Just a little English.

Yeah, see?

Know a little bit of English?

What else do you want me to clean?

She speaks some English.

She speaks some.

She doesn't know what I'm talking about.

I got an idea.

I got an idea for something you can clean.

She'll be down for that, though.

No, no, maybe she will.

She got her little shorts.

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