That little thing you have barely counts as a dick SPH

I mean, I am pretty fucking sexy.

It's okay, I mean, don't blush.

It's fine.

I'm okay with it.

I mean, we are friends and all, right?

You know, I'm even a little more than okay with it.

Yeah, I mean, I would love to see you jerk for me.

Do you want to stroke that cock for me?

Do you want to take it out?

Show me exactly how turned on I get you?

Why? Why are you so shy?

I mean, I'm okay showing off for you.

See?

It's okay, no big deal.

Take it out, let me see.

I want you to take nice, long strokes for me.

What's the matter?

I mean, I know you're going to jerk off to me anyway.

Why don't you just have some fun with it?

And I can tease you and you can tease me.

It's fun.

Oh my god, that's why?

Why?

That's seriously the smallest cock I think I've ever seen.

Oh my god, do you see that little tiny penis that he has?

Oh my god.

How are you going to go through the rest of your life with such a pathetic, little, bitty thingy hanging between your legs?

Stroke that *********** penis?

I'd almost like to see it hard because it's so funny.

Not hard.

Why don't you go ahead and just, you've been such a good little sport.

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