That has to be the smallest cock I have ever seen SPH
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Look at how pathetic you are! Haha oh my god your dick is so small and so useless I can't even believe it. What do you do with such a small dick? Do you jerk off with just a couple of fingers?
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Where's your dick?
You're a normal-sized human being, right?
How tall are you? Maybe 5'9", 5'10"?
Somewhere around there?
Yeah.
That's the smallest dick I've ever seen.
Like...
Yeah?
Yeah.
Like, that's legit.
Like, that's just a really big clit, I think.
Is that even a penis? Does that, like, qualify?
Your doctor should have made you a chick, really.
Like, when you were born, they were probably just like,
"Wow, we're just gonna be really mean and just fuck this guy's life up
and call him a guy because his dick is this fucking big."
Yeah, well, I wear all black for a fucking reason.
That's because little tiny cock doesn't please me.
Oh my gosh, is that like a mini little micro dick?
Oh my god, that is!
I don't even know how you expect a fucking pro like me.
I have a pretty tight pussy, but your dick is so small,
I can't even feel your own dick.
Look at that tiny little wee-wee. It's not even a penis.
I'm gonna call it a wee-wee.
Oh my gosh, I love little wee-wees 'cause I like to make fun of 'em.
What is that?
Are yours hard?
They're like, "Oh my god, where is it? Are you a woman?"
That is the tiniest fucking piece of shit dick ever,
and you know what? I'll never fuck that.
No girl's ever gonna fuck that tiny dick.
Look at my oversized bitch!
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