'Teach Me How To Eat Ass' Roommate Gives Sex Lessons

The truth is...

I suck at eating ass.

Oh, well how do you know that?

Well, literally, every guy I've been with,

after 20 seconds, they tell me that they're good to go

and that I need to stop.

Maybe he doesn't like having his ass eaten out.

Come on, man.

Everybody likes to get their ass eaten.

Some people are self-conscious about stuff like that.

My people aren't those people.

Okay, so what do you want me to do about it?

Just let me rim you.

If I'm bad, you can give me some advice.

Kind of coach me through it, you know?

But if I'm good, then I'm gonna question

every single one of the guys I met up with on these hookup apps.

That's gonna be quite the undertaking.

Come on.

You can't be serious.

Oh, I am.

I'm an overachiever. You know that.

I don't want to be a sucky ass eater.

Can't you just ask one of your hookups to do it for you?

Hell no. That's embarrassing.

And this isn't?

No, look, me and you, we're best friends.

Nothing we do together should be embarrassing.

But we're not that kind of best friends. I'm not about that.

Well, you're about to be.

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