Tattooed chubbette wants to get the job of managing the front desk in the hotel

Anything under the sun. You name it, I mix it.

Okay. Um...

Got any jackeries?

Come on ***********, nothing that I could give you unless you have an ID that says you're 21 or older.

Okay.

I've seen a lot of fakes, but that one takes the cake.

And besides, you're not properly dressed for this establishment, ***********.

Why don't you come back in four years and I'd be more than happy to make up a drink for you.

I assure you, I'm over 21.

If I had some Kool-Aid, I'd be more than happy to serve it to you, but sorry.

Well, let me prove it to you.

Okay.

Would a 21-year-old be able to do this?

Yes.

Maybe you are 21.

Definitely from the feel of that, you are 21.

I'm 23.

What's in a number?

Would a girl under 21 be able to do that?

You do have a good point there.

Why don't you take off some of those clothes?

Okay.

How about if I bend over here?

Am I tall enough?

Oh yeah.

Everybody care for me?

Mm-hmm.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, hold it right there for me.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, sorry sir, no, we're closed.

Well, not necessarily.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Well then you'd have to come over here then.

Okay.

Mmmm

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