Taking a Mormon's virginity

So what are we here to do today?

I'm going to take his actual virginity.

So John was telling us a little bit before we started rolling that he has never done anything with a girl before,

so this is going to be completely new for him.

So you've never had sex with a girl, correct?

You've never touched a boob before?

No.

You've never kissed a girl?

No.

Nothing.

How do you feel about that, Roxy?

It's going to be fun.

It's going to be super fun.

It's going to be fun.

So what are you most excited about?

Is it just sex or is it being with a girl, kissing a girl?

I think you're finally getting it done and over with.

Yeah, the hard part.

So on a scale of 1 to 10, how nervous are you right now?

I'd say maybe 9, but I think that's just the territory.

1 to 10, how excited are you?

Oh, definitely a 10.

10.

Okay.

Well, Roxy, why don't we let him get his first kiss?

Okay.

Ready?

Ready.

Sorry. - Why don't you mash your fingers?

How was that?

Anti-cladnaptic.

Yeah?

What about if we wanted to feel a boob?

Soft, right?

Yeah.

Alright guys, well I think

we should head over to the main event

then, don't you?

Okay.

You're weirder than I expected you to be.

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