Take Your Boyfriend

Mm-hmm.

Wow, he's just, he's the sweetest, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah, I know, I know, of course you don't talk about him too much.

Alright, um, listen, um, there's, uh, food getting delivered here, I gotta go. Bye.

Oh my god, just shut up about him already, like, he's not that fucking great.

Wesley this, Wesley that, like, I just don't wanna fucking hear it anymore.

You know what, I know how to fix this.

Hey, Wesley, are you busy?

Yeah, I'm in class right now.

Oh, um, no, I just, I just needed to talk to you about your girlfriend.

Is, is something the matter?

No, no, no, nothing's wrong, I just wanted to talk to you about something.

Okay, well, let me just finish up here and then I'll come over after class.

I'm so glad you came, have a seat.

So, what's the problem?

Um, nothing, there's no problem, um, you know, your girlfriend's just been talking to me a lot about you, so I just wanted to hang out with you myself.

Well, what, what you been saying?

Um, actually she's been saying you're good for the really good foot massages, so I was, uh, pretty interested in one.

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