Sweet blonde gets nailed by hot mechanic

Snack machine and pop machine inside.

Shitter's right around the corner.

Do you have a phone?

What the hell do I need a phone for?

Just pop the hood.

Did you find the problem?

Uh, yep, sure did.

Well, what is it?

Well...

Looks like your distributor and your water pump tension are bad.

Oh.

Yep. So, uh, the good news is I got these parts out back.

Good.

But, uh, listen, I don't mean to offend you, man,

but I gotta make sure I'm gonna get paid for this stuff.

I figure it's gonna be about 850 parts of labor.

What? Are you kidding?

No, I'm not kidding, missy.

Listen, like I said, just these parts here are, uh, $300.

And that's not including my labor.

Well, then just put it all back. I'll just go to the next town.

Can't do that, missy.

Why not? I'll give you $115, and it's all I got.

Do you think I'm stupid?

What?

You know, I got over that labor alone.

You got any credit cards?

No.

Fuck you, then. I'll just catch a ride on the Maytooth Bones.

It's been three hours, nobody's stopped.

Isn't there something we can work out?

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