Swapped Mom Says, Do You Have A Boner?

We were looking forward to this.

But I wanted to make marshmallows.

And use this cool new thing.

Come on.

It's just no fun anymore.

You know what, I've got an idea.

Why don't we just do it right here?

We can pitch a tent in the living room and camp out here.

Okay.

There's the spirit.

Mmm, that's so sweet of you, hon.

Get off my side, man.

This is stupid.

It's too early to go to bed.

If we were outside, we'd already be ******.

Oh

Liv, are you there?

Yeah.

It's so unfair, thinking it off.

Yeah, I haven't seen the government in weeks.

Easy for you to say. I have needs too.

Oh

Wait, wait, wait. Do you hear that?

I think they were...

What the hell is going on in here?

Andy, get out of the tent! Right now, young lady! Out!

What the hell were you doing?

It's not fair. You and our swap dad can have sex.

No we weren't. What?

And besides, that's what moms and dads are supposed to do.

Siblings are definitely not supposed to have sex.

We can do whatever we want.

We're supposed to act like this is real.

Now I'm gonna go in the tent and you young lady out here.

What? No. Come on now.

Hey, no arguments from anybody.

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