Swap Bro Says, I can't stop thinking about fucking you both

Ooh, pizza.

Burgers.

And cookies, don't forget the cookies.

No cookies.

Well, why not?

So I went to this weight loss website and they said I had to have the cookies disabled.

That was pretty lame.

Well, I think we're going to get along very well.

I like jokes and pranks.

Don't be playing jokes and pranks with our emotions.

Yeah, we talked about it and we're pretty vulnerable.

Yeah, this is embarrassing, but I asked to not be placed with the Swap family because

I think the Swap dad's pretty hot.

And I don't want this to be about sex.

Isn't that a good thing?

Moms and dads are supposed to have sex.

Well, I get what she means.

I asked for a dorky Swap brother, not a player.

Yeah, we just want to swap about normal family stuff.

Right, no drama.

We don't want to be sluts.

I'm not going to lie, I'm going to try to fuck both of you.

Hold it.

I'm going to have to be the grown up here and have sex with both of these ladies before

you do, Junior.

Good one, Dad.

Well, you can try.

But, maybe it would be easier for you if you did some nice things for us.

There are going to be about 5 questions, ok?

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