Surprise in the toilets

Oh sorry, there was a big queue in the audience.

Working out? It sounds like we're not.

Jesus Christ, I'm not gonna complain.

Oops!

I might complain about that bastard though.

I believe it.

He's like, "Give me some sauce" and I'm like, "Nah, nah, nah."

I'm gonna get some tissue lady, I'll see you in a minute.

Oh thanks, alright.

You're supposed to be like, "Oh, this is a very fat time to be on the same fucking trip."

I'm supposed to be wiping, here we go.

Here we go love, there you go.

Can I ask you a question?

Go on.

Where do you flush it?

Where do you flush it?

Yeah, when you're done with this.

Where do you flush what?

The tissue.

Oh, flush the tissue?

Yeah.

In the toilet's hole, put it in the bin.

Oh, so you do that and then you're in the toilet?

You trust me.

I'm never used to that before.

Yeah, but you've heard of concerts.

No, I've never heard of it.

Well, you're right, when you piss.

And then you chuck it.

No, but you know you're not supposed to shit in there, right?

Well, that's another story for another day.

If you don't want to, then you can shut up.

I'll see you again soon.

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