Super Sucker 2020 - Alex Coal
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Alex is a door to door carpet machine salesperson. She wants to sell her machine to her neighbour at all costs...
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I know how hot he is. He's my neighbor.
That's why I'm gonna fuck him first.
I'll take that bet.
I'm outside his house right now, actually. I'll let you know how it goes.
So this is the Super Sucker 2020.
The year that sucked so bad, they named the best new vacuum after it.
It'll pick up anything you need.
You have a party, someone spills a drink, gets it right up.
Red wine, actually. This is perfect.
Let me show you.
Let me show you.
Wait, hold on.
Oh my god.
Sweetie, are you sure? Oh my god!
Are you sure that'll come up?
Of course, trust me.
Oh my god.
All over. That's my favorite rug.
That's fine.
You don't need this anymore.
Now watch this.
Oh my god.
Alright, so it just lifts it up.
Sweetheart, it's not working.
Oh, it will. It just takes a minute.
You know, you can't rush these things.
Uh, love, it's not plugged up.
Oh, don't worry. That's an optional feature.
You can charge it, so you don't have to plug it in.
Let me get this, sweetheart.
Yes.
This rug is Persia.
This is a Persia rug, and now I have a completely black brown stain on it that won't come out.
Oh, um, you know, it might just add character to the rug.
Character.
Yeah, you know?
You just said that. Yeah, you really just said that.
Um, I need a number. I need your boss.
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