Summertime Saga Reworked - 30 Get Yourself A Bicycle by MissKitty2K

Yeah, but then this big Italian guy showed up out of nowhere and I didn't know who he was,

but he scared those Russians and they ran away real quick. It was amazing!

Oh yeah, I found out they're Russian and they work for someone named Rez.

I can't believe they...

Pfff, you're going to be a piece of delivery, boy!

What's wrong with that?

Nothing, it's perfect for you.

Um, just shut up and listen, will you?

The point is, maybe this guy can help us. I mean, those Russians were really terrified of him.

Which means he's probably an even bigger criminal than they are.

Oh, I didn't think about that.

Of course you didn't.

What do you think, Tabby?

Those bastards lied to me!

Tabby, what's wrong with you?

I paid them.

You what?

You could have paid them. You couldn't.

Weren't they asking you for a million dollars? We don't have that kind of money.

No, I offered them 250,000.

Oh man!

We don't have that kind of money either.

How could you?

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