Summertime Saga Part 70 - Oops by MissKitty2K

I mean that thing is made out of solid... I don't know

Yeah, but nobody ever uses and I could use some money

Would Mrs. Johnson even be okay with you selling her ex-husband's stuff?

I think so, she's always saying she'll do anything to make me happy

and I really need the cash

Come on Eric, these things might have sentimental value to her

What's so important that you need to sell off her stuff?

Well, it's sort of personal

Oh, come on

Listen, I'll buy you whatever you want if you promise not to sell the table, deal?

Why would you do that?

Because I have some plans for this basement

I think we could use this to hang out and maybe invite people over

All right, but promise you won't make fun of me, okay?

Sure

You can only buy things... buy this thing online

So if your computer is still broken, you're gonna need to fix it

What is it you want me to buy, Eric?

Well, have you ever heard of a orset?

The what?

It's like a rubber tube

What?

And it's green

Wait, it's a sex toy

Hey, you promised

All right, all right, I've got no problem buying it for you

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