Summertime Saga Part 32 by MissKitty2K

She's always been jealous of me.

Yeah, I bet you're right.

A broke college dropout living at home with no boyfriend.

Who wouldn't be jealous?

Fuck you.

Just help me find this toilet I need.

Ok, what am I looking for?

I need the UltraVibe 2000 and this.

Is that a butt plug?

Yeah.

So?

It's huge.

You weren't really gonna-

They want to see big.

Who's they?

Nevermind, just quit being such a perv and go find the UltraVibe 2000.

Me?

You're the one who's buying.

Fine.

Maybe I should get more lube while I'm here.

Yeah, you should.

I think it's the right one.

It's not that hard to figure out, dummy.

Everything is labeled.

Bzzz.

Whoa, this thing is crazy.

Give me that.

You're hopeless.

What are you doing with all this stuff, Jenny?

None of your business, loser.

I'm going to find out eventually, you know?

Sorry guys, I know I'm going to find out eventually, you know?

Whatever.

I'll take this.

Oh, those UltraVibes are great.

It's amazing how powerful they are.

Uh-huh, could you just ring me up, please?

You ever used one of these before?

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