Sucking dick

Hello?

Is anyone there?

I love you.

I must be a ********.

Kip, I'm headed to the men's room

and I'll be needing an attendant, so,

oh, I'm sorry, you're crying like a wolf.

It's all right, I've always thought of myself

as a father figure to some of my more pathetic men.

Kip, old friend, let's wrap.

Yeah, well, I'm in love with this girl.

That's rich.

I met her a year ago.

I remember escaping from the cruise ship

she planned as I came to America.

God damn, this feels so good.

I've finished talking, sir.

Relay that remark.

Your Amy knows my healing.

I have formed an alliance.

Okay, with the bright light.

I've come to negotiate a double date.

You and me, Kip and Amy.

Forget.

Then let the negotiations begin.

I propose we go out on 10 dates.

How about zero?

Nine.

Zero.

Seven.

Zero.

Eight.

Please, Dela, Kip's like the sweetest guy

he's ever liked me.

Fine, then that's my final offer.

Four.

One.

Two.

One half.

I'll take it.

We'll meet you tonight for part of dinner

and the first half of a movie.

I'm sorry, I don't know how to find any dates.

What if I can't think of anything to say?

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