Suck My Dick For Stimulus Check
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Jessica Marie has no time for studying due to not having a car. When Jessica and her friend hear their dads talking about stimulus checks and needing to relax, the girls come up with their own plan.
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I can't have time to study if I'm always walking around everywhere I told you I need a car.
Well, you shouldn't have ran over Mrs. Brownlee's dog.
I told you I didn't hit the dog on purpose.
Oh, then you suck at driving and you obviously need a little more practice.
Pause it, though.
Come on in, it's unlocked!
Damn! Hey, Jessica!
Hey, it's you!
Yeah, let's see what he thinks.
She thinks that she deserves a car.
When she ran over the neighbor's dog.
What?!
Wiped it out. Doesn't exist anymore.
I did not!
You ran over the neighbor's dog?!
Well, I'm a good driver, so maybe I should get the car.
No, what do you think? I'm made of money?
Did you get it?
Yeah, I did.
Dude, check out my car.
Pause it.
Just put it down because you know it's a man.
But don't. You cannot let it go.
Because mine, she's just like her mom.
She's gonna try to take care of you fucking done.
It's not like we're made of money, dude. This is a stimulus.
No, I need to be stimulated with it.
Is that place still open?
What, the massage parlor?
Yeah, they're still open.
Alright, cool.
So what are we waiting for?
Where are you going, daddy?
Oh, shit.
Oh!
What do you want?
We heard you guys talking.
You guys are ****** on us?
Are y'all going to a massage parlor?
But, like, why are you gonna pay someone at a shady massage parlor to give you a massage when we can do it for you?
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