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發佈者 Adudenachic
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into existence. You pick your character and then have to beat five stages in any order you like.
It's a simple mediocre side scroller. The controls are smooth enough and there's nothing too dumb
here except the pause button is select instead of start which I'm used to. Start is the special move.
Every time I try to pause the game I end up wasting the special move. Two of the characters use a sword,
two of them use a ***, and the other does something different. It's like they tried giving all the
characters unique attacks but got only halfway before they ran out of time. And why wouldn't you
pick the character with a long-range attack anyway? When one of them **** you lose that character,
sort of like Ninja Turtles on NES, but the levels are so short and easy you're more likely to die
on the boss and in that case you start the stage over anyway. The boss battles are the most awkward,
frustrating parts of the game. It's like two toasters boxing. You just mash buttons then block
then mash more buttons hoping to land some hits. It does look cool, I'll give it that, but what's up
with the jump punch? I am not a fan of jump punching. How do you expect to hit something
like that? And why does one of the legs shrink? Like matching a frog's leg with an elephant's leg.
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