Subverse - (PT 24)

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I smell the blood of Solar scum!

I have slaughtered hundreds in battle, and I live only for the thrill of hearing my enemies beg for... for their... their...

You know what, bro? I'm sorry, but I just can't do this right now.

Problem is, I've been having a little... performance anxiety.

A spork cannot do battle unless his ram is out of tension and ready to splatter and batter.

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But lately, I just... I just kind of lose it before the battle even begins.

I must procure some Vashadra to help me regain my battle lust.

But the problem is, a spork cock is so massive that it requires 20 times the dose of puny solar like you would need to keep the buff going.

That's why you are going to hijack an entire shipment of little blue pills for me.

It's due to be transported through this area any minute now.

Yes! Yes!

Intercept that ship! Bring me my Dong *****!

And then, I may once again bathe in the blood of my enemies!

I expected nothing less.

I feel the power!

The boner fuel courses through my veins!

Yes!

Yes!

I shall eviscerate many in your honor today, Solar!

You want to know about me? Well, let's see. I first got some notoriety when I was in the

Kloy Royal Guard. When I was training, I always hit the center of the target. Always. When

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