SUBVERSE - (PT 22)

These are custom-made infiltration tools

that I can use to pick locks,

disarm laser traps, cut through glass,

or even just unscrew the ventilation covers to your quarters

so I can sneak into your room at night

and bat while watching you *****.

Oh, I just said that last part out loud, didn't I?

Seeing as I was coded from head to toe in your spoof today,

I think we're past the awkward phase of our relationship.

Well, still, sorry.

It'll take me approximately 11 seconds to scale this wall,

four to enter the window,

eight to make it to the control room,

then between 15 and 30 to rub one out,

depending on how hot the guards are,

five to neutralize them,

and about 20 more to shut down the whole system.

Captain, you see those chains over there?

Why, you into that kind of thing?

Oh, what did I just say? Don't tease me!

Uh, you are teasing me, right?

Sorry, but I couldn't help myself.

Look, see this gate here? It's ancient technology.

We need to destroy those counterweights to get it open.

Sure thing. While I prime the charges,

you mind if I ask you something concerning all the tech you use?

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