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Do I really strike you as the type of girl who turns down a late night booty call?

I had a weird day at work today.

I'm not really the processing kind of lesbian.

Natalie, shut up.

This is interesting.

Okay, so I was supposed to get these papers signed

and when I went to go find Hillary--

Riveting.

I saw Hillary and Michelle in bed naked together.

Oh, wow, way to bury the lead there, kiddo.

This story has some legs.

What am I supposed to do?

Absolute no-brainer.

Sell, baby, sell.

I can't do that.

I work for her.

I don't wanna tank our best opportunity

for a female president.

I believe in Hillary.

Believe, sister?

Let me take you to church.

DC has one religion and it's cold, hard fucking cash.

Money is God, Elena, and money is power.

All that shit about the American people,

money made that up to keep you quiet and poor.

Spare me the speech.

The whole world is going to hell and us with it.

Can't stop that train.

So, wouldn't you rather have nice seats?

If the situation was reversed,

they'd sell you up the fucking river.

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