Stud trying to help sexy brunette when her car breaks down

Oh shit, ok. Let's just pop in real quick.

I'm going to be late to work and my car won't start.

I don't know what's wrong with it. Who does this?

Stupid.

Well let's see what's going on in these here.

You know what?

Looks like your battery is ******.

What?

Looks like your battery is ******, totally drained.

Fuck.

What am I going to do? How am I going to get to work?

Well, um, you can wash your fingers.

All I got is a house.

Maybe, um, I can give you a ride or something if you want.

Yeah, but then how will I get back later?

You got a point there.

Yeah, I would like I'll be there, but I won't be able to get back later.

Yeah, that's sad.

The battery is totally dead? Like, you can't even drive it?

Uh, you can't even drive it at all.

How do you use your battery?

Um, you know what? It's two different types of batteries, and two different types of connectors.

So, unfortunately that wouldn't work out.

Oh.

You know what? I'm just not even going to go to work today. I don't have to work today.

I'm not going to fucking go to work today.

Oh yeah? Is that right?

All right, well you know what? Maybe I should stay home too. We can play some hooky, right?

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