STUCK under the sink!

Well I was trying to get something from under the sink and my hand got stuck.

Your hand's got stuck under the sink?

Yeah.

Oh I need you to come and release me.

Right. So you're sort of arse in the air?

Yeah.

Well, yeah I suppose so.

Oh, I'll be right there.

Oh thank you. You'll have to let me know because I'm stuck.

Yes, I know where the key is.

Yeah. Okay. See you in a bit.

I won't.

Oh, arse in the air. Lovely juggler.

Albert, thank you. Oh you've come very quickly. Thank you so much.

Look, my hand's stuck. Can you see under here?

Yeah.

It's at the pipe and it's going a bit numb.

And your arse is in the air.

What?

Your arse is in the air. I thought it might be.

What's that got to do with my hand?

Oh nothing really.

No. Why are you around there?

Oh, nice feet.

I need my hand taken out.

Yeah, yeah. One thing at a time darling.

One thing at a time.

Oh, you don't appear to be wearing much of a bra.

No, I haven't got a bra.

Oh, that's good.

That's quite nice. Let's have a little...

No, Albert, my hand.

Let's have a little bit of a gander.

I'll tell her to sort you out if you don't hurry up.

This is conveniently undone, more or less. Sort of.

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