stroking

Lie, both of you.

No, we won't lie in this family, baby.

Why are you giving me soda?

Okay.

If I lie in front of her and it costs me 50 bucks,

I do think that we should lie.

Meanwhile, Lindsay was at work

and starting to get jealous that her daughter

was at work with Michael.

Oh, hello, Michael.

I know you think I'm such a horrible ******,

but I was just seeing how my daughter was doing at work.

Uh, she's, um, she's making lots of friends already.

Can you help me there, please?

It was at this moment that Joe and George Michael

arrived at the store.

Now, say what you will about America,

but 13 bucks still gets you a hell of a lot of ice.

Oh, who said anything bad about America?

Not while I'm at it.

So what is ice for?

Oh, no, that's just from this direction.

See, this is why they hate artists in this family.

Okay, now, when I yell "mice,"

I'm gonna open this box and I'm gonna start stuffing

some ***** down your pants.

Sure.