Stripping naked to piss on my phone

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Bursting for a piss after getting engrossed in cleaning and tidying the kitchen, I tested out my new waterproof phone case/holder by putting it in a tub and squatting over the top of it to make it appear that I'm pissing on your face.

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Hello, how are you? I am rather desperate for a pee pee.

And it is because I have been busy cleaning and tidying my kitchen because it was fucking

carnage but I have ordered myself, sorry I need to go get a ring light or something.

Now I know what I need to do. Right, has this one got juice in it? That does have some juice

in it, magic. We will go with the bright one. God I forgot what I was saying. I have ordered

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a little table top dishwasher because I really really hate standing and leaning and doing

stuff like that because it really really hurts me. Like my bum hip size kind of does.

Right so, what we have got here is a phone holder or a waterproof phone holder.

Oh there we go, I am not entirely sure, I have not used this yet.

So, let's see.

How does this work?

I am going to go bleach my t-shirt, because he is not my houseworkie.

Oh hey, I have got you with it.

How do I actually do this thing back up?

Hurrah!

So, oh light.

I don't think the light will fit in there, that's a shame.

Right, I want that bright one.

So, where shall we do this? What shall we do?

This.

That might be a help.

Right.

I think I have got a tape on.

Oh, oh hello.

My vape, I forgot about that one.

It's amazing what you find in your pockets, or what fall out your pockets isn't it?

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