Stripper wants an upgrade! - XXX Pawn
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What's up folks? It's another fabulous day at the Pawn Shop! A sexy blonde by the name of Cristi Ann, came in asking for some cash so she can upgrade her stripper pole. Really!
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I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't mean to make you wait that long.
The guy's a crock.
What can I do you for?
I have something I would like to sell so I could get an upgrade.
You want to sell something?
Yes.
Well, what is it?
Do you mind if we open it up?
Huh.
Oh, alright, alright.
I know what this is.
I know exactly what this is.
It's a bow staff.
It's a collapsible bow staff, right?
Um, no.
No, more like an exercise pole.
Oh, an exercise pole.
Okay.
Not that type of exercise pole.
Alright, well, enough of my shenanigans.
An exercise pole.
Well, I can definitely tell that you get a lot of use out of it.
Thank you.
But I may ask, what do you do for a living?
Well, I'm a farmer.
Well, with an exercise pole and all, take a guess.
Take a guess.
Alright, you're an astrophysicist.
A what?
An astro, what?
No.
I don't know.
I'm out of guesses.
I'm an exotic dancer.
You want to sell it, you said?
How much did you say you wanted for it?
I'll take $150.
Ah, nah, I can't do, I can't.
I mean, as pretty as you are and as much as I want to help you, I can't.
I can't do $150.
I mean, if you take a look around, there's just not that type of, you know, desire for
this type of thing here.
I'll tell you what I'm going to do, alright?
Alright, well, I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do.
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