Strangers Hook Up At Mystery Dinner Party Act I - Disruptive

I insist on taking your telephone.

There will be no video or photography taken tonight.

Alright.

Who's hosting it?

I know, I know.

We don't even know the who's, the why's, the what's, you know, barely even the where's.

I don't even...this is ridiculous.

It's so silly and I don't...

And driver, please, just move at a glacial pace.

It's thrilling me.

Gentlemen, I'll have your invitation.

Okay, um, and can I also ask, like, who's hosting this event?

Like, whose place is this? It's, you know, a mystery.

Didn't really say anything on the invitation.

And your telephones. Both of them.

That wasn't in the invitation. Like, tell him! It wasn't in the invitation!

Yeah, the invitation was actually pretty vague. We prefer to keep our phones.

If you wish to come inside, you'll give me both of your telephones.

Honey, just give him your phone. Here.

Okay.

Like, now can you tell us whose place this is?

Cute.

It's kitsch and tacky and old and...

Aw, come on. Loosen up. It's actually quite lovely.

It's awful. Look at how cute the furnishings are.

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