Straight Up Gay

Yeah, we were getting fucked up. We were shit-faced.

I didn't see him, man.

You guys are seriously still talking about Dean? Are you guys, like, in love with him?

Who were you hanging out with, bro? I've been trying to hit you up all day.

Hey, don't worry about it, dude.

This guy is so gay for you. He's been talking about you all day long.

Man, I'm just calling out how I see it, man.

No, bro.

Bro, none of us are fucking gay. You're fucking gay.

Do you want us to look gay?

Shut the fuck up, bro.

Fuck that fucking dick.

Who's gay now, bro?

Shh.

Huh?

Looks like he is.

He definitely is gay.

I didn't like this dick. I know you liked it last night.

Make him cry for this shit.

Fuck yeah.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

You're welcome.

Life gives you lemons, bro.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Grab him to the floor and just like that.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh shit.

Oh fuck.

Fuck, I'm about to cum.

You sure you're not gay, bro?

Are you sure?

No, oh no, I'm gay.

Oh yeah?

Oh, we had a feeling, my friend.

We had a feeling.