Straight Hunk Gets Hard Getting Massage From Stepbrother

I mean, I actually think it's kind of dumb.

I mean, it's not like he didn't get her

down the aisle already.

You haven't been paying attention.

They're pushing the step-brother angle.

They want us to be a real family.

Lame.

Maybe it would have happened if we'd met when we were younger

but now it's just a waste of time.

Absolutely.

Candles?

Nah man, I'm not into that shit.

Chill out man.

Part of my curriculum is to create

an atmosphere full of relaxation.

So I went to the candle store with Rach last week

and got this special scented candle.

It's nice, right?

All right, let's just get this over with.

You've got to take your clothes off.

Absolutely not.

Not letting you massage me in my naked body.

Look, I massage people's naked bodies all day, every day.

It's what I do.

I really need to manipulate your muscles

and I can't do that with clothes on.

I'll cover you with this.

You know, just because I mess around with guys,

that doesn't mean I'm into you.

You're not even my type.

Is that right?

What is your type then?

First off, it's someone that's not my stepbrother.

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