Straight Guy is Happy to Release the Tension by Jerking off

Billy Da Kidd loves to stroke his cock any place, any time, and he proves it by cumming in his kitchen.

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So yeah, welcome back.

Disability *** reppin' straight naked thugs.

You know what time it is, do somethin' about it.

You know, I'm sittin' on a fuckin' counter,

you know, with a towel on.

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Blue, of course.

My favorite color, we got a sink right here.

Everything that I'm doing right now

is gonna be in this area.

If you're lucky, I might move a little bit.

So,

you think you that lucky?

Hmm.

You just get to see this shit right now.

Sucks lookin' at it from underneath the towel, right?

You can't see shit, can you?

Course not.

You know why?

'Cause I'm the boss.

What's good?

All right, I'm bored, sorry.

Y'all some dirty motherfuckers

sittin' here on a fuckin' kitchen counter

with a sink next to me.

What the fuck kinda day jobs do y'all got?

Not mine.

My day job consists of robbin' motherfuckers,

which may be like you, but let's face it,

shit, I could've fuckin' robbed y'all too,

and y'all wouldn't even know.

I'm sorry if I did,

but I ain't robbin' you with this site.

You gettin' your money work with this shit.

See?

I may rob you in real life, but not on the site.

I'm sittin' here the other day, right,

and this fuckin' girl, Shorty,

whatever the fuck you wanna call her,

wanna treat me like I'm a fuckin' piece of meat,

which, let's face it, I am.

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Straight guy is happy to release the tension by jerking off