Straight Guy Fucks Future Brother In Law Before Wedding

And that's why you shouldn't be marrying my bitch of a sister.

Your life is about to be white bread boring.

Well, I appreciate that, but I love Emmy and her boring rules, okay?

Oh yeah? And it doesn't fuck you up to think about the fact you're going to be with her for the rest of your life?

One woman forever?

Of course not, I love her.

These clothes are uglier than your impression.

Please.

Please.

Whoa, whoa, please, pull those underwear back up, man.

One ass for the rest of your life.

One pussy, one person. I'm telling you, it's insane.

Well, I actually think it'll be easy with Emmy, so...

Come on, man. I saw the way you were looking at me.

I'll even let you give it a try.

What? I'm going to be marrying your sister tomorrow.

You're going to be my brother-in-law. Why would I want to give your ass a try?

Because you're human and I'm hot.

Come on, man. I'm telling you, it's against our ****** nature to be one person for the rest of our lives.

Well, I actually think that my nature is perfectly fine being with Emmy, so...

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