Straight Axel and Billy DA Kidd Masturbate While Smoking

Straight bad boys Axel and Billy Da Kidd met to smoke some cigars and fool around, so naturally they started bragging about whos cock is bigger!

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Peek-a-boo!

This is Billy the *** for another installment of...

We're gonna smoke these fuckin' cigarettes.

Being that y'all like smoking so much, y'all are watching this.

What we're going to attempt to do, me and Axel over here,

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is smoke every one of these cigarettes on the table.

Including the one that's in my hand.

And...

We pointed that out. Including this one as well.

Newports.

I don't smoke Newports, but hey, I'll take one for the team,

'cause you guys like smoking so much.

We're gonna keep count of how many we smoke,

and whoever wins this gets...

I don't know. We don't fuckin' know.

You get a hard-on!

They get the satisfaction of winning.

And another cigarette.

But if Buddha beats our ass, I'm gonna be pissed,

'cause he's really got a head start.

Yeah, Buddha's been smoking this shit.

See, this is his second cigarette.

Even the candle's smoking.

Let me help him out. There you go.

Yeah, but the thing is, you gotta realize...

Oh. Okay.

I always keep one of these handy.

It's called a lighter leash.

You will never lose this bitch if you have it.

I ***** with this on.

I do everything but shower with this on.

And when he showers, that's when I take it.

Oh, God, dude, I haven't smoked a Newport in forever.

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Straight Axel and Billy Da Kidd masturbate while smoking