Stop what you're doing because I have a better job
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You can suck on my cock all day long instead of working in the sun.
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-It's fucking street traffic everywhere.
I'm trying not to get hit by a car.
This motherfucker.
-Twirl that sign.
Billy.
-What's up?
-What's up, bro?
-Just chilling.
-OK, so here's the deal, dude.
I got you out here on the street twirling a sign to
replace some of the girls that you fucked and made run away.
-I can't believe it.
Dude, it's like 100 out here.
You're making me twirl a sign out here.
-Dude, dude, let me see this thing.
Yeah, I want to make--
-It's not that.
It's just, you know--
-Are you a hard worker?
-Yeah.
-Trustworthy?
-If it's a fun job.
I just-- you know, working in retail, it's just all these
people come in all the time.
Don't interrupt me.
All these people come in all the time, and they're just
like, blah, blah,... blah,this and that.
And they just complain.
And it's over.
So I just go to parties, hang out with friends, you know.
And so I just--
-I'm sorry.
-I think it's time I need--
I don't know, maybe try it out.
-OK, so here's my question.
How old are you?
That's what I want to know.
-19?
-Yeah.
-Perfect.
You're exactly what I'm looking for.
Let's do this.
Our office is right down the street.
Follow us over there.
We'll get you signed up.
Can I trust you, dude?
-Yeah, well, look at me out here.
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