Stepsister’s BFF Says, If that was my stepbrother I would totally fuck him

Yeah, I guess I could see that.

They're both really cute. I just want to snuggle up with him on the couch watching TV.

Wait, are you talking about your stepbrother or your dog?

Um, what...

What is this?

Oh, it's a gift. It's a dog house. We decorated it and everything.

Don't you think he's going to love it?

You know, sometimes I think you love that dog more than me.

And I bet if it was human, you'd marry it. Or fuck it.

Well, I love your dog.

I'm going to go feed him.

If that was my brother, I'd totally fuck him.

Oh my god, no. She can't do that.

Why not? That's what makes it hot.

When my parents were dating, I didn't look at him that way.

And, of course, now that we're family, I can't help but think about fucking my stepbrother.

Oh my god, you're so funny.

See, she gets it.

Totally rubbing off on her.

So, you guys want to take some selfies?

Yeah, let's do it.

I think we should take some super sexy ones.

Like, you know, lift up your shirt a little bit.

Maybe pop a titty.

We'll take a couple, you know, safe room work ones and then some that's so safe.

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